Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Rebellion

When I was about 13, my dad told me I needed to shower every day. I hated that. And then he told me I had to wear deodorant. He was really getting up in my business. I didn't realize how right he was until I started to smell myself. And I should have listened when he first suggested I learn to shave. I had some pretty wacky hairs coming in on my face. I wouldn't call them whiskers, too soft. I was definitely growing a nasty, creepy fuzz-stache. I knew I had waited too long when someone at school asked me if I was trying to grow a mustache -- from across a crowded hallway. Nothing against teenage mustaches, but I wasn't going for that. I was just afraid I would slice my lip off.

These are just a few examples of simple things that my earthly father had the wisdom to advise me on. He also gave me both orders and advice on much more important matters: dating, driving, eating, exercising, studying. I didn’t always recognize how right my dad was at the time, but my life could have been simpler if I had paid closer attention to the words that came out of his mouth. God set up the cycle of generations so that the older generation has more wisdom and knowledge than the younger. One of the results of the fall of man (you know, when Adam and Eve got snaked by Satan in the Garden of Eden) was that young men and women, when they most need the advice of their elders, will want to reject that advice.

Think about Sampson. That guy was called by God before he was even born to be the leader and judge of all Israel. Sure, his parents weren’t Mensa material: an angel appeared out of nowhere twice, but they had to watch him ascend to heaven on a plume of smoke before they realized who they were talking to, and the Angel of the Lord had to tell them twice that Sampson was to be a Nazarite. But do you remember how Sampson’s life went from super-strong judge to super-strong super-jerk with a ponytail? He told his parents he wanted to marry a Philistine woman. They told him it was a bad idea, but he insisted. Sampson was still used by God to punish the Philistines, but I think God’s original plan — before Sampson went all rebellion on it — probably would have been even more incredible, and Sampson could have lived out a long life with two eyes and multiple arm wrestling championships. If only he had honored his parents.